I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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