If that was your dad, he is hot
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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