i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am available for nakedness
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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