I accidentally had phone sex last night
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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