doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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