I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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