What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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