God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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