how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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