U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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