I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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