can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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