..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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