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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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