Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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