come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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