I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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