dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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