Sponge bath it is.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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