4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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