let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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