She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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