Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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