so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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