I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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