You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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