Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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