I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Porn is love you can see.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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