planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize