I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Floor bacon is actually really good
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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