It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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