careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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