I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
high people should be assigned attendants
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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