You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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