my phone cant type all the emotion im having
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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