Rock
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Fuck
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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