I threw up into my coffee this morning.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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