I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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