Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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