idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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