The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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