I wanna bring you to show and tell
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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