is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...