I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I AM VODKA MAN
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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