He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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