i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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