So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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