READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Randomize
