btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
