I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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