Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
