My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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