I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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