I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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