so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Randomize
