I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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