I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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