The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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