Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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