WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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