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say what?
wanna hang out?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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