time to smoke my breakfast
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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