This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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