last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That accounts for only three of the penises
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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